All Washed Up

So this weekend James and I caught the latest ego-driven piece of crap known as The Lady in the Water. Granted I knew it was going to be bad, based on the overwhelming critical blasting the film got on Friday, but we went anyhow.

What a waste of $22, first off never cast yourself as the 'Messiah' character in your film; when you don't have the acting weight for the role. Secondly, I know you wrote this fairytale for your daughters, but have the courage to accept criticism from studio executives when they question your vision. Thirdly, give your characters something to do other then be introduced, or cut down those numbers, so you can spend more then six minutes on each one. And finally, give us a main character we care about or at least find remotely interesting and I'm sorry changing hair color is not interesting.

I have a feeling this film which opened third this week; behind an animated evil house will sink fast. If you're feeling the need for a water-based fairytale rent Splash, you'll thank me. Both women spend plenty of time in the bathtub.

Rock Goddess

That roar you hear emanating from your TV set is not the crowd, however they are loudly expressing their delight. No that might roar is coming from right up on stage, my early favorite and predicted winner for Rockstar:Supernova is Dilana. Tommy and Co. would be foolish to let this lead singer slip through their fingertips.

She has everything you can want in a rock icon - killer raspy voice, the right rock edge, beautiful, alluring, one hell of a stage presence, not to mention the tattoos and piercings. She is a force of nature and the 14 other rockers should all be very afraid - the girl is playing to win. She kicks ass right up their with other rock goddesses like Joan Jett, Shirley Manson, Tina Turner, Debbie Harry, just to name a few. I predict we will be hearing a lot from this Texas stunner - via South Africa.

To quote Tommy Lee (wow, never thought I would say that) "I wanna." Keep kicking ass girl - own that stage, it's yours for the taking.

Too Hot

With the temperature so hot, Matthew's got the right idea. So stay indoors, crank the AC, and try and stay calm - this heatwave can only last so long. Hopefully, I will have something more interesting to blog about once I'm able to concentrate once more. Until then, enjoy the beauty that is Mr. McConaughey and try not to get overheated.

It Can't Come Quickly Enough

With a new Scissor Sisters album not scheduled for a few months, the buzz is starting to build for their sophomore release. Tomorrow if you can stand the heat, they will be the headlining act at the Siren Music Festival in Cooney Island which of course is FREE! Not sure if I can stand fighting off the hordes of people to see them perform, but would love to experience the Sisters in concert. So if your not doing anything tomorrow, the festival starts at 1pm, but you better get there early if you plan on seeing anything - and don't forget your sunscreen. Rock On!

Vintage Beefcake

So today I got to thinking about old cheesy 80's television I loved as a kid and how I wish some of it was on DVD. One of my favorite actors for purely visual reasons was Jon-Erik Hexum, star of both Voyagers! (time travelers fix mistakes in history) and Cover Up (photographer and her 'male model' apprehending crimes- classic!). Sadly, he died while bored on-set of the latter when jokingly placed a prop gun against his head and pulled the trigger.

He possessed the good looks and killer body that would become a staple of soap stars and action heroes to come. And let's not forget the classic made-for-TV-film Making of a Male Model with Jackie Collins, that camp classic should have midnight screenings throughout the country.

Summer Reality

So I'm excited because the summer is just about to get hotter, with tomorrow's premiere of season three of Project Runway (Not to mention Rich's spot-on commentary of all the episodes. - I dare you not to get addicted.)

Speaking of hot reality television, words cannot express my delight in this seasons RockStar: Supernova. Once again, almost all the rockers are amazing (a few I predict will go in the next two weeks or so) and unlike last year, the lead singer has some pretty big personalities to work against - Tommy Lee, Gilby Clarke, and Jason Newsted.

All and all, I'm excited about television again and trying to fight the urge to get sucked into Big Brother: All Stars. But I have a feeling it's going to be a loosing battle. I say this every year.

Ponygirl

While working at SVA, I began a friendship with photographer John Arsenault and was more then excited when he agreed to pose for one of my drawings. Above is a detail of our time spend together - and I'm thrilled with the results. You can view both the complete painting and John's work by following the links. Would love to hear some feedback on what you think.

detail from Untitled (Ponygirl), 2006, gouache and pencil on paper.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho... a Pirates Life for Me

So tonight, what I'm guessing is going to be the biggest summer film opens tonight and I'm like a little kid in a candy store. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest opens nationally and of course brings us three of Hollywood's most alluring stars today. Just look above at the poster for the film, and tell me they all don't ooze sex appeal. Sea you at the theaters, dear readers. Anchors away!

Rally Cry

An open letter from Alan VanCapelle, Executive Director of the Empire State Pride Agenda

Dear Friends,

Today New York's highest court decided by a vote of 4 to 2 that the State of New York can discriminate against gays and lesbians and our families by continuing to deny the protections that come with legal marriage. It is now up to our lawmakers to right this wrong and act on the will of the majority of New Yorkers and provide full marriage equality for same sex couples and our families.

Tonight, our community and our friends will gather in rallies across the state to let New York know that the marriage debate is not going away and that Albany needs to act quickly to protect our families from discrimination by passing a marriage equality law. We will send a message to politicians who say they are our friends that this is the moment we need them to demonstrate that their friendship is more than just words. We will call on them to work with us in winning our freedom to marry here in New York State.

Tonight, we also stand alongside religious leaders, union activists and other allies who have been boldly advocating for our community when few people would. Tonight, we will show New York that it's not just lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people who care about marriage, but that it is also our straight family members, friends, co-workers and neighbors.

Those who oppose our right to marriage equality want to push us back into the closet. At best we are an annoyance to them and at worst they wish we would disappear. They will view today's court ruling as a victory, but our presence tonight at these rallies will let them know in the loudest possible way how wrong they are.

I urge you to come out, bring your friends and family and stand with thousands of other New Yorkers who demand full equality for same-sex couples and our families.

So stand with us at 6pm
Sheridan Square (West 4th Street and 7th Ave., Manhattan)

For other locations throughout New York State, click here.

The Devil Made Me Do It

Very rarely do I see a movie in theaters twice, never mind twice in the same week. That all changed this weekend with the tasty confection known as The Devil Wears Prada. Meryl Streep alone is worth the price of admission. If she doesn't get an Oscar nomination for her portrayal of fashion mega-bitch magazine icon Miranda Priestly, the Academy is blind.

Everything about this movie is pitch perfect. The clothes, the acting, the editing, music, the cast - just perfection. Of course, seeing the movie with an enthusiastic crowd of fashionistas always helps. I recommend, Cheslea Clearview on 8th Avenue. To quote Miranda, "That's All."

See to Sea

So I'm about to finish a new painting and I'm excited that I'm finally going to be using seahorse imagery in my work. I've been waiting for the right moment to draw these usual, elegant and beautiful sea creatures in my work and now I have the right drawing to do so. I'm also excited because I'm about to head off for a weeks vacation. Where I will be able to relax, enjoy life and not be stressed with the 9 to 5 grind. Not sure how much I will be blogging over the next 11 days, but I promise when I come back, I should be ready to unveil the new drawing.

Enjoy your PRIDE and Independence Day - celebrate hard and stand tall.

Sink His Teeth In

So it appears that Irish hottie Jonathan Rhys Meyers is looking to play gay again, on the big screen that is. The Velvet Goldmine actor would love to inhabit the lives of either Rock Hudson or Montgomery Cliff should a biopic about their lives become available. Considering how easily he slipped into Elvis' blue suede shoes, I don't see how we could miss with his talent. Somebody speed into production a script about one of those two, we already have our lead primed to go.

A Woody for Hugh

So it appears that I'm going to have to see the next Woody Allen film, Scoop which stars Scarlett Johansson and the ever delicious Hugh Jackman. Summer films keep getting better, thanks to the presence of a nearly perfect Hugh. Scoop opens on July 28th, which should keep my Hugh fix under control until The Fountain opens in October. See you at the theater.

Golden Boy

With installation for the AAF starting at 2pm today, I thought I would leave you with the beauty that is Kip Pardue. Enjoy my crush of the week and look for key performances in Loggerheads, But I'm a Cheerleader, and Rules of Attraction to see his talent in action.

Sale Away

Once again, I have helped select the artists showcased at the Visual Arts Gallery/SVA booth (#B-203) at this years Affordable Art Fair open to the public starting Friday at the Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th Street. In addition to working at the booth, which I love doing. I was responsible for organizing two panels on collecting art; both starting at 2pm on Saturday and Sunday. If you're in town this weekend, please swing by the booth and say hello.

Image: Amy Stein, Trasheasters, 2005, digital c-print. To view more of Amy's work, visit her web site.

Nothing Going On

As I put final touches on the SVA booth at this year's Affordable Art Fair, I will leave you with an 80's gem, enjoy the talented flygirl (taken too soon) Ms. Gwen Guthrie.

Insanity Kicks In

With so much shit flying around my personal and work life the next week or so, not sure how much time I will ultimately have to blog. But stay tuned dear readers - I'll be back shortly.

An Open Letter

So the blog-a-verse was a buzz with the news of a Boston Macy's caving in to some right wingnut's pressure to remove their Gay Pride mannequins. I was so disheartened over this story today I wrote a letter to Christine Stewart, the Customer Service Specialist at Macy's. I suggest you might want to do the same and let your voice be heard.

My letter read as this:

Ms. Stewart,

I was sadden to learn today that Macy's Department
Store pulled two male mannequins from your Boston
store - due to complaints over content celebrating gay
pride.  In no way were the mannequins offense. The
store did not purchase new mannequins for the display,
place them in any compromising situations or rely on
shock value to stir controversy.

The sad part about their removal is that if this were
a St. Patrick's Day or Christmas window, your store
would not have compromised over the content or bowed
to pressure from any other group to remove any part of
those windows.  And for that, I am truly saddened.  

My grandmother in the late 60s worked as a seamstress
for your company and I was always extremely proud of
such an accomplishment.  Today, I am saddened to say,
that unless you correct the damage you have already
done, you have lost another customer.

Regards,
Dan Halm

She's Back

So with eager anticipation I await the premiere of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency tonight at 10pm on the Oxygen Network. If you know me, you know I have nothing but love for Ms. Janice. Hell, the first entry of this here blog started with and entry about our meeting at Barnes and Noble. And since then she has ended up in countless other entries. (Ok fine - you caught me, I'm too lazy to go back and figure out how many times I've written about her in the past.)

With Chuck last night (which by the way was outstanding) and a slew of great art openings later in the week. This could turn out to be the most amazing week in a long, long time. I will keep you posted dear readers and if you're smart, you'll tune in tonight for some brilliant fucking television.

Cult of Personality

So Chuck Palahniuk will be signing copies of Haunted tonight at the Strand Bookstore. I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am, not only to hear Chuck do a reading (which are always highly entertaining) but for the shear spectacle of the people who attend these signings. I have never seen more rabid fans then those who make their way down whenever he is in town. My only regret is that I have to work till 5pm, cause by the time I get there I'm sure there will be hundreds already eagerly awaiting, especially since they are giving away 'prizes' with the purchase of the book.

Naked Talent

One thing I love about reading blogs is you find the most interesting details. Thanks to Trent at Pink Is the New Blog, we get a link to see unrated screen captures of a full frontal Christian Bale from the brilliant unrated version of American Psycho. A performance so brutal and riveting, that I never understood how Leo was ever suppose to play this role.

I also believe this is the first role where people started to consider Christian Bale an actor who could carry a picture. The way he embodies the character of Patrick Bateman, is not only creepy and spot on, but tongue and cheek and wicked. Everything you would expect from a man who talks about the finer points of Huey Lewis and the News while wielding an axe. So thanks for the heads-up Trent.

With Child

Now that Angelina, Gwen, and Tom all gave birth, it's time for a new group of expanding waistlines. Leading the pack is TrimSpa spokeswoman and Playmate centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, yes she is with child. Her announcement came via a video clip on her website while floating poolside with her two dogs barking in the background.

I love the fact that she's going to keep her fans updated as she grows via additional clips on her site. I love someone so open to their fame and celebrity. Congratulations Anna, and here's too your new bundle of joy - however I really want to know who the father is. Care to give us a hint?

Lucas Arts

So this week's beauty moment is brought to you dear readers by Mr. Josh Lucas. Without a lot to blog about, I just thought I would highlight some of my favorite performances by the man who almost got me to see the remake of Poseidon. I said almost!

So first off, I have to say it - his smile just kills me (which of course is best highlighted in Sweet Home Alabama.) And of course he's never better then in the movies Session 9 (which is scary as all hell) and The Deep End and Undertow (he's never been more evil and appealing.) If you have a chance, see all of those films mentioned above for a good overview of this talented actor. Of course, you could also check out his performances in A Beautiful Mind, Wonderland & The Hulk. He never fails to disappoint.

His So Called Gay Life

So the internet is a buzz with a conversation that Jared Leto had during an online AOL chat where like Bowie before him, has admitted he is gay. Sort of. Of course, rockers have played the ambiguous sexual field for along time and even Jared hinted that he's like Morrissey - another figure who has danced on an a-sexual kick for ages. If nothing more, his admission to this has caused all sorts of PR for his band, 30 Seconds to Mars and ultimately generated the biggest buzz on the band yet.

Or maybe it is true and Jared is indeed a gay man, and only until recently been able to admit it to himself and is ready to come forward to the world. Maybe we can thank Colin Farrell and Oliver Stone for giving Jared a part in Alexander and awaking those desires. Who knows. Only time and another direct statement from Mr. Leto will tell. But of course, it's always good to have another 'out' public figure. So if it is true, congratulations of your bravery and perfect timing.

Jacked Up

So with Memorial Day upon us, that can mean only one thing - a big summer movie is slated to open. This year, we are treated to X-Men: The Last Stand. A movie that should rake in tons of money over the weekend. The great thing about all three of the X-Men films is how timely the films are, in a gay subtexted kind of way. I will leave it to Ian McKellen who said it best "X-Men is a story about mutants, about people who feel disaffected with society and whom society is hard on. It appeals most to young blacks, young Jews and young gays," he goes on to explain it was the main reason he signed onto the films in the first place.

Besides the subtext, we are also treated to Hugh Jackman, who embodies the character of Wolverine body and soul. He's got the rugged, sarcastic, animalistic behavior down pat - it's no wonder there is talk of a Wolverine movie. He's a beloved character and Jackman delves into the part wholeheartedly - not to mention looks sexy as all hell doing it. Anytime Hugh wants to wear an A-shirt, flex his pecs and snarl, I'm there.

Fish Gotta Swim

With the creation of the CW Network, both UPN and the WB networks combined their best hits in hopes of becoming a super-power network. One surprise that did not make it to the fall line-up was the television version of Aquaman. After having a two minute teaser trailer for the series leaked to MyTube (which has since been removed by Warner Bros. Television) fan outcry has been huge for this never viewed television program. Of course, rabid fans has launched successful bids for networks to save favorite shows with great success, but I don't think I've ever heard such a rumble over a show no one has ever seen one full episode to. So will the fans cause enough of a stir to have the show picked up or will this series end up never airing. I wouldn't hold your breath over it, but stranger things have happened dear readers. Stay tuned!

Idol Chatter

So if I had my way, tonight America would vote to make Katharine McPhee, the next American Idol. Granted she has not always had the most stand-out performances in the competition, but she truly possesses the star quality to have a successful career post Idol. Given the right producers and songs to sing, I can truly see her making a successful album or two. Of course, she will get to do that either way as all of the top two performers have gone on to record albums - some to great success, Clay immediately comes to mind - others quickly fade back to obscurity, hello Justin? So either way she's won, it's just a matter of time to see whether Taylor or Kat gets to release their single first. Enjoy the show!

Open & Ready

Yeah, Suckas !

I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am that my girl Danielle won ANTM. Thank God, Tyra and company were smart enough to eliminate Jade after the commercial performance, even though it appeared that Danielle might go home after Tyra's harsh critique. A congratulations to both Danielle and Joanie, who faced the hardest make-over ever on ANTM (dental work, ain't pretty), to come out two strong fierce competitors. And a special thanks to Danielle for breaking my Top Model curse of my favorites being eliminated when I least expect it, and going on to win the whole damn show. Work it out, girl. I know your life as a Covergirl is going to be fierce, accent and all.

The Butler Did It

The one thing I love about living in Manhattan is the randomness of celebrity sighting and how most people on the street are too busy to notice. While walking down 23rd Street yesterday, I noticed the amazing handsome Gerard Butler talking with two stunning women, casually discussing the fine craft of acting (it's what I heard as I walked past them.) Of course being the entertainment junkie I am, I immediately identified the actor who's most high profile films to date have been the sequel to Tomb Raider and the Phantom of the Opera.

However, his profile might be increased once he appears in the Frank Miller adaptation film 300 where he plays the king of the Spartans and appears in just a cape and small leather bikini underwear. Talk about causing a commotion; visit the website for more images.

Unlucky

Last night James treated me to Lindsay Lohan's new film Just My Luck and sadly, I hate to report this but the movie was lacking everything a good movie should have. Granted Lindsay possesses major star power and maybe if I was a 13 year old tween I might have enjoyed this sugar-coated mess of a film, but even then I have a feeling I would still have hated it. Of course, I expect Lindsay will bounce back with the new Robert Altman film which comes out later this season. Oh and Lindsay, don't worry Jodie Foster made some big stinkers in her career too.

Sole Survivor

While I'm happy for Aras for winning Survivor: Exile Island, who I'm most proud of is Cirie for kicking ass and surviving till the final four. Congratulations to both winners. She proved herself to be an invaluable player in the game, not bad for a woman who never spend anytime outdoors. It just goes to show you how important the social aspects play into the game.

One side note, I know that Terry dominated in the game, winning almost all individual immunities, but I still don't get why America loves him so much. I still find him to be a bit smug, arrogant and super competitive. Maybe, I'm not alpha male enough to understand his allure. Besides, he won the car - everybody knows you never win the million dollars if you walk away with a new car.

Anyhow, thanks again to the Survivor producers and staff for making another interesting season. I look forward to Survivor: Cook Islands. Maybe at some point, I will get to play this game and become part of the Survivor family once and for all.

America Votes... WTF ??

So its apparent, rock stars don't win American Idol. However, it appears that Chris Daughtry will be asked to join a major signed rock group tonight at 7pm on Extra. The popular guesses are Creed and Fuel, both groups that Chris covered on the show. That leaves me with Katharine to root for. America smarten up, you made a big mistake Tuesday night. Let's not make the same mistake again next week.

Lucky Us

Since Munich appears on DVD today, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to highlight the beauty that is Eric Bana. Having been amazed by this Aussie's charm and acting since the indie Chopper, you can't get any finer then Mr. Bana. He never fails to capture your attention - Troy, Black Hawk Down, even the disaster that is The Hulk - he always looks stunning and is flawless. I'm looking forward to the Curtis Hanson film Lucky You that he is currently shooting with Drew Barrymore. All I can say is 'lucky you' Drew for staring opposite this talented actor.

Back in the Saddle Again

Proving once again, that she is without fail one of our biggest living icons, Madonna produces an amazing work of art with photographer Steven Klein in the pages of W Magazine. The 58 page layout features Madonna wearing equestrian splendor (including riding crop) and surrounding herself with stunning horses, in what can only be described as truly works of art. I'm glad to see that at the age of 48, she is willing to take risks and produce truly stunning visuals, while never compromising - this is truly the sign of a star.

Signed, Sealed Delivered

So one of my favorite authors will be in town tomorrow promoting his new book, Possible Side Effects (which hit bookstore shelves today) at the Union Square Barnes & Noble at 7pm. I discovered Augsten Burroughs writing just before Running With Scissors became a huge success and have been a loyal reader ever since. You just don't get any better then Augsten's view of the world and his razor sharp wit. Having heard him speak at Barnes & Noble and the Great Hall at Cooper Union, he's always highly entertaining and crammed with fellow passionate fans, so I advise getting to the signing early. I cannot wait to see what tricks and treats, he's got in store for us this time.

Hey Mr. DJ

Spend the weekend celebrating at Peter Rauhofer's birthday bash at the Roxy. Was packed with Peter's signature sounds and I was happy to see the audience was lively and packed onto the dance floor. I love the tribal feeling one gets surrounded by people there to dance and celebrate. And of course, it was always good to take the dance floor with good friends and company. I just wish Peter played there more often, like the good old days. But of course, not being a resident DJ, makes his party that much more special. Once again, happy birthday Peter, I hope you had as much fun as I did.

Still Standing

I love the fact that my Jersey girl Cirie, is still in the game. Considering she was suppose to be the second member of the first merged tribe to go home, after Melinda - she has truly beaten the odds. I don't understand America's obsession with Terry, I find him to be smug and arrogant. While Cirie has really been playing the best game out there. She may not be the most physical, but she truly has perfected the mental aspect of Survivor to a tee. I would love nothing more then to see her go home with the million dollars, however do to her sunny personality and endearing manner, I expect once the game becomes a tad bit more cut-throat, she will be quickly cut. I doubt anyone would want to go into the final two with her. Shame, because if someone truly deserves to win, it's her.

Blonde Ambition

Although I would have revolted if Kellie Pickler wasn't sent home last night from American Idol (her performance was sub-par to the others). Someone needs to be smart enough and give that girl her own sitcom or talk show, the dumb blonde act (yes, I think she's smarter then she plays on TV) works for her. If Jessica Simpson could build a whole persona out of it, Ms. Albemarle, North Carolina should have a bright career ahead of her.

Bare Essentials

Over the rainy weekend, me and James settled in for a nice evening of watching movies from Netflix and was most impressed by Mrs. Henderson Presents. Of course Judi Dench was mesmerizing as always as a widow who opened the Windmill Theatre in London, who showcased nude women during the 1930's & 1940's.

Also of note in the film was Will Young, as the gay star performer who sang and entertained the masses. Unaware of his star power in England as the first winner of Pop Idol, the British successor to American Idol, I was immediately drawn to his charm and charisma. After a bit of research on the internet, one has to wonder why he has never made a bigger impact here in the States - the boy has talent in spades, not to mention numerous awards and best selling albums. Makes you realize how small and unadventurous the American music scene is.

Vibe In Me

So it appears Colton Ford will be in NYC on Sunday night at Cielo, Little West 12 Street starting at 11pm. I'm not sure if he will be performing music from his up-coming album or just on hand to promote his music. But if you get the chance, he always puts on a good show and it would be nice to support him on his quest for a hit album. Of course, being beautiful always helps.

What Price Beauty?

Is it just me or is Tyra Banks becoming a mega bitch and a bit hypocritical. The woman who use to defend larger plus size models and the usual girls against Janice's honest, somewhat bitchy opinions, has the nerve to complain that Danielle could never be a CoverGirl with a gap between her teeth. I have three words for Tyra - supermodel Lauren Hutton. I will give Tyra props for fixing Joanie's snaggletooth and giving her a boost in her confidence. But, what I don't understand is why Tyra insists that Danielle fix, what doesn't bother Danielle. Besides, Danielle has been perfection in all of her photo shoots. I really hope she is able to stand her ground, however it looks like she's back at the dentist next week.

I really don't know how I will feel about Tyra's control issues lately. Only time will tell, but I will say this - shame on you Tyra for not promoting a slight imperfection, you're making some young girl out there feel she's not beautiful cause of the gap between her teeth. I hope you stick to your guns Danielle, winning Top Model or not.

Words & Pixs

Today, I got to thinking about when I use to read religiously comics and got to thinking about one artist who stood out as someone who was taking comics to an even higher art form. With his expressive brush strokes and elegant line work, Paul Pope really stood out as a true original. Now, I no longer read or collect comics, but to this day his work still seems to resonate with me. I also found out today that a dear friend of mine Yuko Shimizu, who also produces work in the same vein has a dialog with him. I highly recommend you take the time and explore both of their website for some kick-ass drawings. You'll be happy you did.

The First Rule Of

The perfect movie to watch when you are feeling helpless and overwhelmed with life is Fight Club. You cannot get any better then Brad Pitt channeling Chuck Palahniuk's immortal Tyler Durden. One of the most brilliant characters to be developed in a long time. Then again this could also have something to do with Brad and my own newly acquired Mohawks. Either way, I might have to re-watch this film tonight.

Call to Arms

So I've been following the St. Maarten gay bashing case faithfully on Towleroad (thanks Andy, as always) and it came to my attention that if the island is not fond of gay people, then we should not support the island in any way, monetary or otherwise. What I suggest is that we do not spend our gay money at locations who are only interested in us when we are spending that money.

In the same breath, I suggest we contact gay organizations like Atlantis Cruises, who with their Freedom of the Seas tour visit St. Maarten, and suggest they change their itinerary or we choose to skip that tour altogether. The only way to be effective is to challenge those who oppose your way of life and by not rewarding these vacation destinations with your hard earned money is a start. We can be effective, if we just band together.

Unspeakable Joy

Nothing makes me happier then this photograph of Angelina Jolie & her daughter Zahara. Enough said. Enjoy today!

The Latest Buzz

So, finished the painting of my dear friend and kick-ass barber Andy and I cannot be more excited by the results. You can check out the finished painting (a detail which you can see above) on my website: www.danhalm.com. Seems appropriate to be listing this on my blog today because Andy is one of the men responsible for tonight's Buzzcock party at Siberia. So if you're in the mood to get your head shaved or rock a Mohawk, listen to some kick ass punk, ska and alternative music and grab a beer or two, the party starts at 10 pm. Enjoy the new painting and I'd love to hear some feedback.

above: detail from Untitled (Andy), 2006, gouache and pencil

Another One Bites The Dust

I always find who gets eliminated on ANTM and interesting study, however with the elimination of Leslie last night - based on the challenges and her duck walk, I can see why she would have gone home. But that girl took some damn beautiful pictures. Weird thing about this season is there is no clear front runners - it is almost like any one of these girls could go home at any minute. The judges are very fickle this season. However, I see that Janice will once again be making an appearance on the show - why the hell don't they bring her back; she's the only one who seems generally interested in their model success. We never see Twiggy giving classes on how to work the runway or pose. Curious.

Speaking of eliminations, it appears the pretty boy escapes another week, even with the worse performance of the night on American Idol. I was generally surprised to see Bucky go home last night, with what I thought was his best performance on the show so far with Queen's Fat Bottom Girls. But, sometimes it's not about talent, so much as it is about the fantasy that a pop singer can portray. Bucky, married country performer. Ace, recently single non-threating pop vocalist with a pretty face and good body. Curious. What do you think, dear readers - I'd love to hear from you!

With Friends Like These

I recently caught Billy Sullivan's new exhibition Friends at Nicole Klasbrun Gallery. The show has an illuminous quality to the work which radiates from the moment you walk through the gallery doors. You can tell he is passionate about the men and women who grace his canvas. These brief moments of unguarded conversations between artist and muse, never fail to disappoint. If you are in Chelsea, do not miss this beautiful show. The perfect way to start your spring gallery hoping season off with a bang.

(image above: detail from Billy Sullivan, St. Jerome for Nicole, 2006, oil on canvas.)

Slither Come Hither

Saw the horror comedy Slither last night and of course swooned over Nathan Fillion once again. Between his perfect comedic timing and sexy understated confidence, this man deserves to be a bigger star. He was just as charming and heroic as the character he played in Firefly, but with some Southern charm thrown in for spice. I highly recommend the film for a fun night with some ooze, slime, zombies, alien slugs, an Air Supply song never to be heard the same way again, some thrills, chills and of course sexy Mr. Fillion.

Name Game

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin on the birth of their son Moses. Glad to see mother and child are healthy and sound. I know most media outlets were awaiting for a more produce friendly moniker, but I think Moses is a great name for a baby. Besides naming your son after a reference you make in a rock song written about your wife, is just cool.

I'm just amazed how the media did not haunt Gwyneth during this pregnancy and were respectful of her space. I didn't even know she was due so early. But I guess when you have a TomKat pregnancy (what, is she 14 months pregnant - elephants have babies quicker!), things like a second baby aren't super news worthy. Once again congratulations to the parents and enjoy the new patter of feet.

Phatabulous and Loving It

So Mo'Nique's new film PhatGirlz opens this weekend and I for one am extremely excited. Not only is Mo' a talented comedian with amazing timing, she also proves that not all Hollywood stars need to be a size zero to be a success. Hopefully the film will be number one at the box office this weekend and allow her the chance to star in bigger budgeted films. And if you have the chance rent Hair Show, she's amazing and so damn likeable. The girl's got talent, killer sense of fashion, an amazing smile, funny as shit, and lets not forget smart. Keep up the good work, Mo' - those skinny bitches ain't got nothing on you.

A Prediction Comes True

Now, I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so. Poor Mandisa, gone before the likes of Bucky. Just proves that you can have all the talent in the world, but by bringing in an association with an anti-gay activist, poor song selection and without the support of the gay vote - you're gone. Shame, would have been killer to hear Mandisa belt out a Queen song.

Spin Control

Seems that American Idol producers listen to the rants and raves of fans and address those concerns on air, at least some of them. First Chris Daughtry's retooling of Johnny Cash's Walk The Line bearing a huge similarity to the band Live's version. Then last night they addressed the rumors that Kellie Pickler was playing the dumb blonde, to which she admitted she is that nieve (however, I say the girl knows how to play dumb like the best of them.)

However, the one thing the producers avoided live on the air was the Mandisa controversy that started after her gospel number two weeks ago. As reported by the Advocate, after taking the stage and introducing her number with "This song goes out to everybody that wants to be free. Your addiction, lifestyle, or situation may be big, but God is bigger!" Flags went up and after reviewing her profile on the Idol website it was discovered that she listed Beth Moore as her personal Idol. Ms. Moore is an author and lecturer who has ties to numerous ex-gay groups. I wonder if Mandisa's days are numbered now that she has alienated a huge part of her fan base, what gay man doesn't love a larger then life diva who can blow. Girl, not a smart choice and shame on the Idol producers for not looking deeper into what their contestants list on their site.

Not surprisingly the Idol producers responded that they do not comment on contestants personal lives. However they will jump to defend two of the contestants that Simon predicted will make the top three. It's just my observation dear readers. I think Mandisa will be out of the competition in the next two weeks. Shame, the girl's got talent.

Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves

So on Sunday, I went to the opening of a new exhibition which if you are in the lower east side you should check out. PS122 is hosting Bearings: The Female Form, curated by photographer Allen Frame. The show of women artists looking at the female form is chock full of interesting, powerful work. Including some great women I know including Elinor Carucci, Manuela Paz and Monique Perreault. The show is up until April 23rd, a not to be missed dear readers.

(Above: detail from Monique Perreault, Watching You, Watching Me, 2005, Silver Gelatin Print)

Ain't My First Time at the Rodeo

So Saturday night I saw the new gay romantic comedy Adam & Steve and was delightfully impressed. Granted you can never go wrong with Parker Posey in your movie, but what I enjoyed about this film was how it could at one part be a romantic comedy of errors, while tackling homophobia and men's insecurities to love - while ultimately proving that if you are open to love, it's out there. Thank you Craig Chester for the insightful and very funny movie. It's only playing in two theaters here in New York, but if you get the chance go see it. It's worth the trip to see it in a crowded room.