Sweet Jesus

So it appears more fine art has angered a group of Christians to demand that it not be shown at a New York art gallery starting next week. Cosimo Cavallaro's "My Sweet Lord" which depicts a crusified Jesus nude and made entirely out of chocolate was to be shown street-level at the Roger Smith Lab Gallery in midtown Manhattan.

The Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights called for a boycott of the exhibiton and the accompanying Roger Smith Hotel. "This is an assault on Christians during Holy Week," said Kiera McCaffrey, director of communications for the league, which describes itself the largest U.S. Catholic civil rights group. "They would never dare do something similar with a chocolate statue of the prophet Mohammad naked with his genitals exposed during Ramadan," she said.

While I personally may not find Cavallaro's work interesting; by protesting this piece, the organization drew more attention and importance than it needed to be - landing the gallery space and the artist in the national news. It also opens the whole dialog of the power that art has to challenge, engage and in some cases enrage its viewers. While the news states that the gallery is weighting its options to whether or not the piece will be shown, something tells me with all the media coverage the artwork will be displayed as scheduled on Monday as orginally planned.

Lambs to Slaughter

300 continued to slaughter the competition this weekend and remained the number one movie for the second week in a row. While I have spoken about my obsession with Gerard Butler on this site before and it continues now after seeing him run around for over 2 hours in just a pair of speedos. I would like to point out another man who spurs all kind of excitment as the movie barrelled on. The character of Daxos, played by the British actor Andrew Pleavin - got me all hot and bothered. The bald head, the huge chest, the beard and of course playing a sensative artistic countryman helps. And you have to love the fact that Andrew and Gerard stared in the TV movie version of Attila together (note to self, place film on Netflix queue.)

Cat Scratch Fever

So last night I caught the encore presentation of Pussy Cat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll and I can tell I'm going to get hooked because it has all the makings of all my favorite reality programs.

2 parts America's Next Top Model = 1 dose of girls living together under one roof competing for one ultimate prize. While being schooled by the figure-heads (in this case Robin's) horde of background henchmen. Mikey Minden playing both Jay roles and looking better then both of them!
1 part Survivor = you know these girls are going to start backstabbing and forming mini alliances.
1 part Workout = the bodies on these women is flawless.
1 part American Idol = don't forget these girls are competing in a singing competition for a spot in the international success of the PCD.

Mix them all together and we have a recipe for a successful show, not to mention the fact that they had an air-born illness on the first episode that threaten to wipe out half of the final 18 is priceless. Keep the claws sharpened and the catty comments coming girls, this could be the guilty pleasure of the season. Meow!

Idol Disappointment

So not that I want this to become an American Idol blog, but I have to say was this really the best 12 undiscovered men in America. If they are not picked off in the first 6 weeks after the final 12 are announced, there is really something wrong with the voting public. I know the judges were singing the praises of Chris Richardson last night, but ultimately he cannot hold a candle to the likes of Lakisha Jones, Melinda Doolittle or Jordin Sparks (so don't let me down girls.)

After last night, I have no reason to continue watching the show on Tuesday nights, until we are down to the final 12. So my predictions for the two men eliminated on Thursday are Jared Cotter and Brandon Rogers.

So Wrong

Who knew Tony Orlando had such pull. How did he get invited to the Oscars? There are so many things wrong with this picture. First off, what was Eric McCormack thinking when he started sporting what can only be described as a really bad villain mustache.

Lord, I hope this is for some role and not just a poor fashion choice. However, I have a feeling either way - it will be said that he grew it for a role. Facial hair just doesn't work on everyone. So Eric, leave the 'stache in the 70s where it belongs. And I can't even comment on the shinny sharkskin tuxedo jacket his guest is wearing.

Sisters Are Doing It...

OK boys, you can pack it in - the girls really showed who's the boss last night on Idol. But of course, we say goodbye to two of the lovely ladies, as well as two men this evening. By all accounts there are some front runners already this season and I would be completely shocked if the final two are not women. I have a feeling the men are going to get picked off pretty quickly this season.

But back to the last nights performances. There were only three underwhelming performances last night in my opinion and I'm guessing that Haley Scarnato (never do a song they are going to recap before you sing it and you need to not come across so old) and Alaina Alexander (can't even remember what you sang) will go home tonight. If either one of these girls is safe, I believe Antonella Barba will be packing her party bags and heading back to the Jersey shore.

Underwhelmed Idol

So I never watch American Idol until they have weeded out the bad singers, the drama of the weeks in LA, etc. usually to be blown away by the caliber of talent the show is able to round-up. However, if the performances of the men last night is any indication, I might not feel the season is worth watching. Bad song choices, grumpy judges, lack luster performances from most of the contestants - overall not a pleasant night of reality watching.

My predictions of the first two eliminated are - Paul 'Shoeless' Kim and Rudy Cadenas. I felt they both were the worst of the bunch and deserve to go home, now. So boys get you act together or it will be another season of the women dominating the show. Consider this your wake-up call.

The End is Near

So it was only a matter of time and it comes as no surprise, but it was announced that the Roxy will be closing its door for good on Saturday, March 10th. No DJ has been announced yet, but I'm sure John Blair is going to go out with a splash. It remains to be scene where the next big gay Saturday night party will surface - so boys don't let us down. And let the games begin!

A New Flavor

So it appears that Flavor Flav finally found love, cause VH1 has got our next 80's front-man on the hunt. Hair-metal lead singer Bret Michaels of Poison fame will be the next rockin' bachelor to be looking for love from a bevy of woman fighting for his attention.

With Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, I believe VH1 has entered near brilliant territory. I expect we will be entertained by hours of spandex, heavy-eyeliner, tons of hair products and lots of skin - and that's just Michael's himself. And you know their will be tons of Poison groupies and the occasional stripper lined up for a piece of this sexy bad boy. With this show and Mo'nique's Charm School - we are going to have a great spring/summer reality viewing. Let the games begin.

The Very Friendly Skies

Mark this down as my favorite bit of entertainment gossip of the moment. It seems a flight attendant was suspended over the possibility that she may or may not have slept with Ralph Fiennes during a flight from Australia to India.

How an innocent conversation could lead to Ralph following the flight attendant into the bathroom, where as she put it "Mr. Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did. I left the toilet a short time later." So it is a simple did she or didn't she. I have a feeling if the woman looses her job with Qantas, a lawsuit will follow.

All I can say is lucky bitch! Getting suspended over a 'mile high' encounter with the very handsome and talented actor - there are worse ways to loose a job. I cannot wait to see how this all unravels.

Drawn and Ready

So today I finished a new painting and am trying to push my work to the next level. I believe I'm onto something new and exciting and look forward to the next piece in the series. The painting also marks the fact that I was finally able to capture Andy Starkweather's essence. Now, onward and upward. My website will be updated shortly, I promise.

...Like A Lady

So today I was treated with some great reality television news sure to give us hours of entertainment. Starting in April, my girl Mo'Nique will be teaching 13 former contestants of Flavor of Love (both seasons) proper etiquette in a competition for cash and the title of "Charm School Queen" in a new VH1 reality show, entitled simply Charm School.

"These girls are outspoken and outrageous, but they need some focus and direction. I'm just the woman to give it to them. You will see a metamorphosis in these girls, I promise!" proclaimed Mo'Nique. I love that she's going to be whipping some class into some ass - let the games begin.

From the Horse's Mouth

So fans of Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe were treated to a different side of the actor today with the release of promotional images for his upcoming play Equus where our young teen wizard will be performing nude and simulating an orgasm on stage. One of the images (as seen above) features the actor on set with a beautiful white mare and for the first time its hard not to think that he's developing into quite the hot young man. See this is what happens when you turn 35 you start looking at Harry in a whole new light, but then again wasn't that the point of these images?

And Eating It Too...

So today at 10:28am I turned 35. Life is good... Happy Birthday, me!

Instinct Proves Right

So this past season of Survivor, I had a big huge crush on J.P. Calderon, who unfortunately didn't make it very far on the show. Good news was that my favorite supermodel Janice Dickinson was smart enough to realize talent and good looks when she sees them and snatched him up for her agency and her reality television show. On tonight's episode (1 of 2 parts) of the show, J.P. has the opportunity to land the cover of a national magazine - the only problem is he needs to 'out' himself to do it. Based on the cover shot I've seen, he dives in and lands the cover of Instinct Magazine's February issue which is bound for newsstands any day now. Congratulations J.P. for being brave enough to go for it, and I'm sure that's just the start of plenty more to come.

Life Ain't Nothing Butter Dream

Sorry I haven't blogged in forever, however with the new bundle of joy in my life, I haven't had much time for anything but cleaning and feeding. It always appears that life throws unexpected surprises when you least expect it. Before Sydney left this world, I had begun the search for the perfect new addition to my family - alas with the trip to Mexico and the holidays, I hadn't given much thought to seriously finding the perfect edition.

However, on Friday January 12th I received a great little gift in the 5 lbs. 2 ox bundle of excitement soon to be known forever as Butter. From the first moment I saw her, I knew she was the one for me, an instinct that has since proven over the last week or so to be correct. Granted, I haven't had a puppy in ages and forgot how much work they are (something I wouldn't trade for anything) but she truly is a great dog and I know that in the next few months, she is going to hold a lot of joy and developing. I know all proud parents feel their child is the smartest and cutest, but I can honestly say Butter takes the cake. I dare you to say otherwise!

Anyhow, I promise to be getting back to blogging more regularly and thanks for sticking around dear readers. Life is just about to get more interesting.

Beloved No More

With great sadness I say welcome back to Out and Out Reality. My beloved little girl, Sydney died yesterday. She was the saddest little dog stuck at a pet store until I walked in and on an impulse purchased the little black and white bundle of joy. For almost a month, she was named Puppy, as I searched and searched for the perfect name. Who knew that due to her crazy nature she would be named after a character on Melrose Place. She was much more than some dingy redhead who plotted murder, slept around and caused all kind of trouble.

She loved to cuddle under the blankets, snuggle close by your feet as you slept, jumped to greet each new visitor and enjoyed chasing her toys in circles. About eight years ago, due to circumstances beyond my control, Sydney moved to Orlando to live with my mother where she spend countless hours chasing lizards and watching TV from her favorite perch behind my mothers neck. About two years ago, she was diagnosed with diabetes and required extra care. She lost most of her eyesight, but never her spirit - which remained sweet and warm.

I miss her dearly and the loss is immediate. I know my mother is heart-broken, but Sydney will always have a special place in my heart. I love you.

Sydney Puppy Halm (1995-2007)

Ho... Ho... Holidays

With the holidays rapidly approaching, this can mean only one thing - time for my annual pilgrimage to lovely Valle de Bravo, Mexico. Blogging might become extremely sporadic or non-existent but have no fear dear readers, I will be back and re-energized in January 2007.

Golden Recognition

So with the Golden Globe nominations announced yesterday, I am happy to report that one of my favorite performances of the past year is being acknowledged. Emily Blunt's performance in The Devil Wears Prada is enthralling, a brilliant foil for Anne Hathaway and the worst type of career opportunist - which of course makes for great viewing.

She's bitchy, aggressive, demanding and above all human - never an easy feet when you are sharing screen time with Meryl Streep, who devours all in her way. Emily has stiff competition with Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls) and Cate Blanchett (Notes on a Scandal), but I'm glad she was not overlooked this award season and I expect we will be seeing other great things from Ms. Blunt in the near future. Congratulations on the nomination Emily - good luck.

Stacked In Her Favor

So I can freely admit I love Pamela Anderson. Why she doesn't have a huge comedy on network television boggles my mind, as I have stated before on this blog the girl has got amazing comedic timing. If you need evidence of this, please run out and purchase the complete DVD series of Stacked, the show Fox cancelled too soon. She is truly overlooked for her acting talents - because I believe too many people get wrapped up with the blonde hair and breasts - the woman is an icon and will be remembered for a long time, mark my words.