Tuesday, August 16, 2005
It appears that a group of milk cows in Russia will have a serious case of the munchies after next winter. It seems they will be feeding off a supply of confiscated marijuana. Drug workers adopted this unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflower and maize crops that the 40 ton of marijuana had been planted among. Without this mixture of "happy" crops, the cows would not survive the cold winter.
They are unaware of what, if any, damage this will have to the supply of milk harvested from these particular cows. Gives new meaning to "milk does a body good."